Welcome to my fuck houseAAAAAAA

I'm awake early, I might fall asleep again but I'm so tired I'm gonna share this edit I really enjoyed making a week early (sorry for the watermark, I downloaded this on my phone cuz I'm chilllllling).

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FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

too many white cats being named things like snowball or marshmallow. what about freaky ass white boy

Curb Your Enthusiasm S02E03 "Trick or Treat" Breaking Bad S05E09 "Blood Money"

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

diversity win!!! the girls who hunted you down and ate you are lesbians!!

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

How did they find the worst audio ever made

"surely an exaggeration" i thought, before hearing the worst audio ever made

I want to thank my laggy computer for this glitch:

“a community without romance risks being brutish and crass, superficial and brittle, cruel and even muderous. . . i don’t mean just romantic romance. i don’t just mean erotic romance. . . i mean the romance that allows us to soften our voices when we see each other.”

maya angelou, 1998

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

why do you live with the wolf from The Thing

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I read that as dual wedding and i had to

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

Our queen

this reminds of these kids I used to nanny. the eldest (8 at the time) taught me how to play chess with this set. I remember him going over the pieces and stated that Luigi was the queen and he, no joke, said “because he’s the nicest and you have to protect someone like that” that has always stuck in my head whenever I see Luigi now