I Wanna Dance With You

keep getting these weird spam texts about tiger woods specifically. "tiger woods killed in car accident" "tiger woods kidnapped and held hostage" "robber holds tiger woods' wife hostage" this is maddening

you get scam texts about your Amazon and PayPal account. I get scam texts about Pro PGA Golfer News. You and me are not the same.

I’m meathead

Pondering my plinko horse…

YES I bring my Nintendo Switch to Hooters… YES I showed one of the girls working there my shiny Rillaboom… She said it was so cool and then walked out of the building and I never saw her again

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

Huh

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

Ok I'll go fuck myself

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

@alpha-team-deploy

The concept of relative color can be infuriating.

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

Tags by @interstellarvagabond

THERE'S A SEQUEL!

nobody will ever get me the way john singer sargent does

like. are you kidding me

Sometimes correlation does imply causation.

That’s not fucking funny.

And the fact that I am born right there in the hotspot has NOTHING to do with it.

M8

You have an anime avatar, you’re further proving this.

I just got my first apartment it's modest but i hope you guys like it