Types of girls: magical creature edition

Mermaid girls: wavy hair, sea shells everywhere, wants to/lives by the sea, always happy, moon child, loves to explore creeks & lakes

Elf girls: blushes all the time, loves mushrooms, collects crystals, obsessed w/ their record player, adventures in the forest alone to take photos

Fairy girls: quiet, wears very pink shimmery highlighters, has tiny random braids in hair, sweetest creature, always wears a dress, sews lace on everything

Nymph girls: loves playing by creeks, eats cherries all the time, tons of gold jewelry, only listens to lana, acts like an angel, tangling long hair, writes in her diary

types of girls, fruit edition

peach: radiates sunshine, sweet to everybody she meets, speaks softly, loves dogs, secretly kinky, kisses her lover in wildflower meadows

strawberry: has seen every episode of sailor moon, wears dresses in public but immediately changes into pajamas at home, cries a lot, fills her room with flowers, doodles constantly, loves hedgehogs

mango: dreams of living by the ocean, burns too much incense, always drinking water, advocates self-care, is supportive to everyone she loves

cherry: is devoted to lana del rey, watches old films while naked, ruins men, wears red lipstick every day, being unlovable is her aesthetic, drinks a glass of wine every night

apple: hair is always in braids, most of her wardrobe is from a thrift store, wants to study literature, drinks tea with her grandmother every week, feeds stray cats

banana: talks about memes and vines too often, collects vinyls, calls herself an art girl, cuts her own hair, wants to be in a girl band, can always make her friends laugh

grape: carries a basket as a purse, loves rain, shops at farmers markets, makes her own soup, wants to learn every language, only uses french skincare

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

Short horror stories.

I got a new tablet and drew this sketch of Draco in his messy room

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

Us: wow! Dan’s been liking a lot of gay tweets lately. That’s wild!

Dan:

‘Live Your Truth’ is More Than We Thought

We’re well aware of Dan’s recent video - Trying To Live My Truth (2018).

This video has… rocked our fandom. It reveals Dan with a desire to be more authentic with his life, Dan questioning his actions and intentions for the year. He’s very open in this video about the things that offer him happiness, which is mostly what we’ve focused on. There’s more to this video, though. A notable phrase he gives us is to ‘live your truth’. 

Now, I’m here to tell you that there’s more to that phrase than we initially thought.

Queer Eye (2018) is a Netflix original series, in which a group called the ‘Fab Five’ make transformations in people’s lives. While the show is based on an external transformation -  “wardrobes, grooming, diet, cultural pursuits, and home décor” - it often cuts down to a deeper, emotional level. 

Dan and Phil are watching Queer Eye. Dan mentioned it in his last liveshow. Phil liked a tweet related to it. They’re watching it.

I believe that Queer Eye was one of Dan’s inspirations for his latest video with sharing parts of his life (and sexuality). Specifically, Episode 4 - ‘To Gay or Not Too Gay’. 

This episode is set apart from the other episodes because it’s based around Anthony AJ Brown, a gay man who wishes to come out to his stepmother (usually they transform a straight man’s life). It’s relevant for a few reasons, but mostly because the final chapter is titled ‘LIVING YOUR TRUTH’.

Dan and Phil are watching this show. Dan’s latest video is titled ‘Trying to Live My Truth’. You see where I’m going with this, right? (I know, I fucking gasped when I saw it).

When I watched Dan’s video back, I noticed he even included Antoni Porowski (one of the Fab Five members, lower right corner) in his video.

In the video he states he wants to “embrace the truth of who he really is”, and I think these gradual steps are important with being his authentic self and connecting to his audience.

Take from this what you will, but I’m just really fucking excited and proud to see Dan growing as an individual with the information that he’s allowed us.

PS: I recommend watching Queer Eye if you have access to it. It’s a beautiful show.

Thanks for reading!

Gold.

dan loves phil

phil loves dan

Phil: But wouldn’t it be good if I.. could sing it with a friend?

Dan:

100 days of laughter ✰ 11/100

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