Language Of The Mad

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

tbh i think its crazy that i went from having everyday adult supervision to like none at all my parents just went damn your going to college. bye see you in year

im walking my ass to stores and they dont have a clue

no one stopping me from buying a little treat. (the treat is a bowl)

I'm in my mid-30s and I still can't get over how I bought a chainsaw from the hardware store and have been using it to chop down tree branches and nobody stopped me.

hey wait a minute........i could also buy a chainsaw

They just let you do it

Shamelessly stolen from r/baldursgate3

i tend to be cautious about bothering cats but I think it's important to remember that some pretty extreme cat bothering is still within the typical bounds of cat social life

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

"These games are fiction, which means you can do things that aren't morally acceptable in society"

yes but have you considered that I'll feel really bad if I'm mean

the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth

not for this one I don't think so

It’s coming

they went to the beach

the beach that makes you old yeah

obsessed with youtubers who just recount the plot and call it an analysis. yeah bro i was there

To promote abstinence on a college campus

Using red dye to demonstrate that mercury can't be absorbed by a towel

Tag yourself