haha then what? ;) xx

post 2012 fans will never understand the nightmare that was Plastic Bieber

ppl now mad that ppl still supporting 1d cos now everyone in it is white… i…. *stares into the camera the office style*

god

can’t argue with that logic

are there two dinasaurs having sex on top that mountain?

I had no idea dinosaurs invented the missionary position

"did you hear that zayn left 1D???"

me: wakes up at 4 am me: shakes my spouse awake me: honey……..there is no way louis tomlinson is 5 foot 9

naughty boy is that person who steals your best friend and constantly posts pictures of the two of them together just to make you jealous

Zayn:*calls Harry*

Zayn:soo..uh…hey…how was the show?:)

Harry:new phone who dis?

Zayn:….Zayn

Harry:did you ask Naughty how my dick taste?

Zayn:…..Harry

Harry:*hangs up*

never let this picture die

x

there is one healthy, committed relationship with this band and that’s the one we aren’t allowed to see

#FREEHOBAMA

zayn quitting for health reasons: totally cool and completely understandable

zayn quitting to run around with that greasy ass chicken nugget he calls a producer: gET YOUR SCRAWNY ASS BACK IN YOUR BOYBAND

why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though

why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you

i mean

when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”

Lmfaoooooo