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take me with you, even if it's only in your head

@analphobia / analphobia.tumblr.com

"I had a slutty phase, then a celibate phase, and then a Kate Bush phase" jason. 20. edinburgh
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How To Be A Goth Girl: A Beginner's Guide

First steps

Capital, Volume I - Karl Marx

Capital, Volume II - Karl Marx

Capital, Volume III - Karl Marx

Grundrisse - Karl Marx

Finishing touches

Being goth in public

The Russian Revolution - Rosa Luxemburg

Autonomous Resistance - Zapatista Army of National Liberation

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beetledrink

every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

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noxtheox

kramer i’m still not over the fact that you thought the potato sweats were A Thing

I simply assumed we were all willing to suffer for our passions

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someone: you're pretentious
me, sprawled out on a bed of roses, reading oscar wilde and sipping champagne: oh?
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batou

At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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chrismaggio

Pictures like this convey something so specific to me but I can never put my finger on what it is like I’m trying to remember a dream after I wake up

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