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I Hate Roses.

@jinxislucky / jinxislucky.tumblr.com

"Today just isn't your lucky day."
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“If I had to choose between giving this back and blasting you through a wall....”

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“It would be blasting you through a wall.”

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ryusxnka:
Friendly reminder to those who interact with me:;
  • Please do not stress about using icons
  • Please do not stress about font size
  • Please do not stress over replying slow or quick
  • Please do not stress if u cannot reply to an ask I’ve sent you
  • Please do not stress if you need to drop a thread
  • Please do not stress If you need to take a hiatus
  • Please do not stress about impressing me
  • Please do not stress about the Im messenger

                      Please do not stress over anything ♥

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  • Jinx currently operates alone. She isn’t a big fan of the whole ‘teamwork’ thing. 
  • She’ll occasionally take some dirty jobs-- for a price. 
  • Jinx is first and foremost a thief-- she steals things she likes. Artwork, clothing, money (Bank robbing isn’t really her style, but one can never have too much cash), etc. She’s pretty good at it too and 
  • Jinx bounces from city to city, usually keeping a low profile until she can get her hands on what she needs. 
  • If you’ve caught her in a particularly pissy mood, she may just use her powers to make your life miserable. 
  • Jinx doesn’t like screwing with heroes and will do her best to avoid them if she can--- this usually means she’ll cause as much destruction as possible and slip away. 
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Markiplier & Friends: Prop Hunt

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jinxislucky
Alternatively, you can send me “PROP HUNT!” for me to generate a response.
  1. “Evidence points to my stupidity.”
  2. “What are ya’ll doing?”
  3. “What are you fuckers up to!?”
  4. “I’m not riskin’ it— I’m outta here!”
  5. “This is where I’m stuck forever now.”
  6. “I was drinking water, you ass!”
  7. “I didn’t think you’d laugh at all.”
  8. “Stop shooting my boner!”
  9. “The symmetry will throw them off!”
  10. “Wait a minute… this isn’t fair— this isn’t fair!”
  11. “Let me just try to fit into this tight space.”
  12. “Don’t be embarrassed of your chub.”
  13. “Are we suddenly into boners?”
  14. “For God’s sake, make that joke!”
  15. “If I don’t love boners, I don’t know what’s right in the world.”
  16. “Oh, okay. Bye… *click*”
  17. “Who is in the kitchen with the melons and things?”
  18. “Go away, melon.”
  19. “It’s canon, okay!?”
  20. “Why is that wrong?”
  21. “Did I lose him? I think I lost him!”
  22. “We should put on our glow-in-the-dark condoms and have a battle!”
  23. “What does that do for me?”
  24. “Don’t fuck it up!”
  25. “You can be anything you wanna be!”
  26. “Everyone just relax— AAAAAAAAAAH!”
  27. “Take me to the stars!”
  28. “What even the fuck are you?”
  29. “It’s the only chantey I know!”
  30. “What is that sound in that room?”
  31. “You’re gonna like the way you find me, I guarantee it.”
  32. “I count that as a victory.”
  33. “If I wasn’t an idiot, I wouldn’t have died. But I am an idiot.”
  34. “Okay, okay. Never-mind— okay.”
  35. “I might have gone through a wall.”
  36. “Haha! Killed you, bitch!”
  37. “Oh god, it hurts. It hurts…”
  38. “It’s not broken! It’s fully functional!”
  39. “What even remotely am I?”
  40. “I’m afraid it’s premature cummey-cummey goey-goey.”
  41. “You’re not a professional screamer like me.”
  42. “Well, I’m out of ideas… kill him!”
  43. “What is your set of skills?”
  44. “I think we’re being made a fool of.”
  45. “That is a fantastic hint!”
  46. “Oh, I can feel your heartbeat right up against my face.”
  47. “I can touch my face to your heart.”
  48. “I fucked everything up!”
  49. “I thought they were stupid, okay!?”
  50. “I don’t give a carp!”
  51. “You sound like my mom.”
  52. “Every time I jump, I’ll say boing. Boing! Boing! Boing!”
  53. “Something’s fucky…" 
  54. “I can’t believe those zap-sticks didn’t do the trick.”
  55. “I don’t wanna ruin your fun, ya know? You seem to be having a good time.”
  56. “You have no fucking chance in Hell.”
  57. “I’d say you’re pretty cold, but I ship it.”
  58. “He likes your ass. That’s what he means.”
  59. “It was like witnessing a horrible murder!”
  60. “There’s blood in the puppy crates! There’s blood in all of them…”
  61. “I see your pain, [NAME].”
  62. “Please just end my pain.”
  63. “It’s time to stop, [NAME]!”
  64. “You dun fuckin’ goofed, bruh.”
  65. “What’s thick? Damn— he thick!”
  66. “That banana changed me, in more ways than one.”
  67. “He’s a penis!”
  68. “How the fuck did you do that?”
  69. “He’s sort of hidden…”
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She’s seriously considering stealing cheesecake from a fancy cake shop. Truly, she is the definition of evil.

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