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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

@turtleytea you can’t do this to me

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

i'm gonna thrup

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

Nobody wants to work anymore

one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth

i have dysphoria for this

YouTube trying to make me become racist while I listen to 1970s J-funk for 3 hours

via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

Crazy how quickly playing the lyre made me better at fingering

tumblr user sudokufaggot has nomitated herself to run for CEO, citing the advanced ability to count to 9

Cannot believe this wasn't taken!

you are a thought bubble floating above my brain i could pop you at any time

Solar eclipse shadows

miku expo 2024 is the dashcon of vocaloid concerts. the projectors were replaced with LEDs and organizers told no one, still charged ppl for the projectors. someone stole the Miku canada cut out. vocaloid producers are really mad that attendees are mad that they got scammed because nothing comes before Product. the event banned glowsticks and upcharged the sale of their own, under the excuse that average glowsticks would interfere with the projectors, that the organizers knew they did not have. someone pissed on the floor. car crash outside the venue in san jose

containment breach

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

Anyway, here's a helpful diagram. When I was hit on the temple this was one of the harder things I had to reteach myself. Don't be shamed into not asking questions, and it's alright if it takes you a while to figure it out. Don't let someone make you feel bad for learning new things, or relearning old ones.

Sometimes, unfortunately, you have to teach yourself. YouTube is a valid option.

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

”Oh I’m not leaving”

(siblings)