back by unpopular demand: me

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

I DO NOT DRAW FOR YOU OR FOR THE SAKE OF MONEY I DRAW TO APPEASE MY AUTISM LEST I GROW TOO RESTLESS AND DIE

I need a link to this

This is how the Resident Evil developers see Europe

o conselho tribais

This sounds completely insane but I swear just fucking around on Google Earth street view all over the world will cure you of whatever problems you have going on in this regard

If I was a shitty rich streamer like xcq or mirBeast I’d go full Scrooge arc. Like, act like a public dipshit for a whole year then on Christmas Eve have three ghosts interrupt my stream & after that plant one million fuckTrees or something and lobby for higher taxes for the rich. Idk. I think we need more magic in the world. Where are the muppets

"I like it when the rules get out of the way of roleplaying" well I don't. I like it when the rules get in the way of roleplaying. They have to actively impede roleplaying. If the rules are allowing for any roleplaying at all, they are bad rules.

the rules should kill you.They have to kill you

I wonder how many followers I have that don't know what the "knot" in my url refers to. Like surely not many right? If you're following a dragon girl blog on Tumblr you know what a knot is right?

foone being the first reply is like that one post where wereralph pretended not to know about the pinapple thing

St. Brigid did the first abortion in Ireland and it was a miracle! Go Brigid!

sonic sez

I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

This is so beautiful...

I could really use a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now...

hmmm

Bender’s lesser known cousin, Hooker

We have the hooker but where’s the blackjack?

The creator of these images is Matt Bernstein, one of my favorite educators online -- he makes incredibly clear, forceful collections of information like this one. He's queer, has fantastic nails, and has done a lot of education recently from his perspective as a Jewish person on why supporting Palestine is so important. Here's a link to this post, which he created for World AIDS Day on 12/1/23.

TRAGIC: trans girl can't reach all of her plushies on the other side of the bed

as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"

so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams

it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces

I wish I could believe you mean "as a father" but I know you mean "as a man"

if it makes you feel better, I'll call him daddy while I'm enjoying him as a man

I don't think that makes me feel better but thank you for sharing anyway

Without wishing to derail the horny posting about OPs dad (it’s very funny), there was just… a giant snake in the closet? What was it doing there??? How did it get in!?!?

well it didn't walk there, so we can rule that out at least

why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

Hellppp some transphobe found my posts about getting surgery and is yelling in my asks about how I mutilated my ‘perfect feminine body’ . I got my wisdom teeth removed.