hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise
hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling
if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise
hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character
OP can I get your wizard's number
sure dude he's number fucking 1!!!!
i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him
She wishes to be armed.
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord
rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3
if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.
my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity
oh wow this is crazy when did I get a pool installed
man swimming is great
Welcome to autism subway can i get you the same thing you've ordered here since you were 8
"i want morally grey female characters" you fuckers could barely handle rose quartz
These tags made me snort at work.
Two vital lessons from Brennan Lee Mulligan
3. birds are cool
L showing up at Light's school and introducing himself as Hideki Ryuga is fucking hysterical to me. imagine how every other student there must have felt. that's like if you were at college and some weird goth supergenius kid who looks like he hasn't stepped outside in 20 years showed up at your school and introduces himself as Harry Styles but not the one you're thinking of, and then he follows around some other weird supergenius kid for a week and they play the world's most homoerotic game of tennis and then they both disappear off the face of the earth forever
generational difference between people who learnt the word kin on tiktok and think it is a fun way of saying u identify somewhat with a character VS people who learnt the word kin on tumblr where people would threaten each other about kin lists because they genuinely believed they were a manifested reincarnation of karkat homestuck
genuinely people would have tiered lists of kins, from it's okay to follow me if you kin this, to never interact w me if any of your mutuals are kin w this because this is literally me
people were kinblocking like it was the beaches of fucking normandy
oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that