Be Not Afraid

note from blogrunner: yes, we've definitely had a poll like this before, but enough time has passed and there's a lot more people following this blog now

lmaooo

"faulty accelerator pedal" here means that the cheap plastic dressed to look like a fancy futuristic metal to cover up the cheap plastic pedal thats like an inch wide was cheaply glued on, so it would slip and jam itself into a cheap plastic nook below the dashboard, pinning the cheap pedal to the cheap metal so that the cheap engine would be at full power btw

call me emily dickinson the way my dick is in your son who goes by emily now

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

Nobody throws shade like a biologist with burning hatred for invasive plants

Zack Fair in Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (2024) 3/?

BALDUR'S GATE 3 aka Shadowheart Dress-Up Simulator

son we pray to the Pork Clock in this household

CALL THAT A PORKET WATCH

Visiting your girlfriend at work