You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

Democrats deliver.

what is your holy trinity of fruits

buddie + height difference

(9-1-1 // gif prompts)

Happy Anniversary of the "Buck and Eddie's First Date" to those of us who celebrate

WIP Tuesday

Something about Buck and Eddie hugging for the first time in like four years made me think about how affectionate Buck is and then this happened.

“Does it feel weird to you?” Eddie asked when Buck had returned with more beer. “Not weird. Different, I mean.”

“What, being with a guy?” Buck tipped his head back and forth in a so-so gesture when Eddie nodded. “Sometimes. I keep catching myself feeling like I’m not supposed to like something, and I have to train myself to stop.”

“Like what?” Eddie asked before he thought it through. He held up a hand. “No intimate details.”

Buck laughed, his entire face going pink. He ducked his head and took a sip of beer. “Well, that is part of it. But no, it’s more like…he, uh, he calls me baby. And he holds me. I don’t think anyone’s ever done that, because I’m bigger, right? And the women I’ve dated, they liked that I was bigger and stronger than they were. And I’m discovering I kinda like that too. But.”

“But it feels like you’re not supposed to like it,” Eddie said.

“Yeah. So there’s a lot of arguing with my own stupid hang-ups.” Buck sighed. “I really didn’t think I had that many. Not about masculinity or whatever.”

Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto at WonderCon 2009

Jack Black did more of Hit Me Baby One More Time, and I am living for this.

BABYYYYYY I DIDNT KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE TODAY

On a complete whim I've decided to host a tournament for crown title of "most influential twink', with the candidates being chosen from a survey.

Please fill out the form with your candidate and share it around. The more candidates we get the more insane the eventual tournament bracket will be. (Depending on number of submissions it will likely be based on # of times submitted, with the funniest responses as Honorable Mentions)

Ted Lasso 2x02

i still don’t know anything about homestuck despite the 26 hours a day i spend on here. my beautiful life ❤️

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

Being into Fallout 4 era ghouls is fine and all but it's not monsterfuckery. They're literally just humans with skin conditions and minor facial injuries. 'This entirely human man with Hollywood bone structure is missing exterior nose cartilage and has advanced eczema' =\= Monster.

Get back to me when you're hitting up super mutants and deathclaws, ya filthy casuals.

if people keep including normal human-looking vampires in their monsterfucker categories i'm allowed to say a 200 year old irradiated half-immortal man with no nose counts as entry-level monster too ;)

Idk man I don't think normal human looking vampires count as monster fucking either. They're still just guys. People. Like that's the point right

why can't they be both like isn't that half of all stories about monsters, is that they were human but became something More and yet we still write stories about them still being people and we keep loving them and it's fine

i count human-lookin monsters as like. entry-level for monsterfucking. yeah i'm into WAY WEIRDER but there's still that monsterous FLAVOR, that more-than-human, that stark and often dangerous difference. ghouls count AND they are people. it is both

#are... are we gatekeeping the monsterfucking#why are we doing that#the vampire might be pretty but an undead predator using you as their personal sippy cup is still a monster at the end of the day#i'll grant that the ghoul's KIND OF a grey area but like he's an irradiated mutant. still othered as monsters in the genre. still counts#yall confusing 'humanoid' with 'human' they ain't the same lol#the question of 'is this creature truly monstrous or a man who's been ostracized and othered by society' is worth exploring and often is#but that wasn't the question on offer#/soapbox

ikr something y'all should know about me, i am gonna always try to be the OPPOSITE of a gatekeeper. do I PERSONALLY count pretty human-lookin vampires when i think of monsters I'M PERSONALLY into? no. my monsters usually have more tails and claws and wings going on. horns MINIMUM. but some one dipping their toes into the monster genre with vampires and ghouls ain't gonna bother me, i will welcome that. because it's all the same ways we approach monsters, yes? because ghouls CAN BE monsters, they go feral - we see this OFTEN in canon, there are many perfectly normal ghouls who "are just people with different skin" but they OFTEN become something much worse.

so yeah i'm not gonna gatekeep and i will keep those doors open for everyone who can love something changed so deeply they stop being fully human, cause that shit rocks and is under a wider monsterfucker umbrella that we're ALL UNDER even if these folks aren't into tentacles and whatnot yet. let them have the starter kit characters it's fine and good

Monster-fuckery is a spectrum of desires and wish fulfillment, and we should all be holding hands in this club.

Granted, some of us might be holding more hands than others, but hey, whatever floats your eldritch boat.