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What Would Ultra Lord Do?

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Hello! 👋 I'm Alex. // I really love hockey, and Knuckle Puck, but not as much as I love Jamie Benn. // My most commonly used phrase is probably: "Oh, fuck."
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logging back into hockey after falling out of following it for a season or two makes me feel like a confused eagle dad returning to the nest to find some other bird has laid eggs amongst my own. like i guess i'll feed them for the collective survival of the species but some of these ain't my fucking kids

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shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

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finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

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azaraspirit

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

World Heritage Post

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

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toewsy

Moodboard: Patrick Kane is breaking our hearts 💔

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You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

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action--cats

“redneck” is a valid culture, not a euphemism for “bigot”

So this has probably already been said on this post but I dont wanna scroll through 66k notes to find it.

The term Redneck gain prominence with striking coal miners in Appalachia. They wore red bandanas around their necks to express union solidarity.

And they fucking FOUGHT police and Pinkerton strike breaker forces. It was a period called The Coal Wars.

The poor and working classes have a long history of community support and rejecting police authority.

If you’re pro-cop, you’re not a redneck, you’re a bootlicker who based your personality on a played out Jeff Foxworthy caricature. Get bent. Your ancestors are ashamed of you.

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vaspider

Just me crying in the bathroom so I don’t wake my partners with this, fuck.

So to sum up: CT and DC have passed laws making it illegal to extradite someone to another state if they are being charged in that other state for crimes pertaining to abortion or trans health care, and makes it legal to sue and get your money back if you are targeted by a TX-style “bounty” law. DC also includes “crimes” of consensual adult sex, gay and interracial marriage and cohabitation and providing or using contraception.

This is, as the thread explains, basically legal interstate warfare. CT and DC’s laws bar compliance with such laws.

This is, on one hand, kind of terrifying, because this is where we are now. It’s going to get worse long before it gets better.

On the other hand… holy shit, someone fucking did something.

Someone fucking did something real.

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Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

This is REALLY IMPORTANT guys. AO3 is so special as a platform. Don’t get suckered in by shiny features or whatever!

If you don’t feel like reading after the read more, here is the most important stand out of Kindle World’s TOS.

“By using the platform, authors give all rights to the work to Amazon, who can then license your elements to other authors with no compensation to the original poster.”

If you want to retain rights to your work, don’t use this site. Stick to AO3.

one more time, louder for those in the back

“By using the platform, authors give all rights to the work to Amazon, who can then license your elements to other authors with no compensation to the original poster.”

stick to AO3, my lovelies and say a loud FUCK YOU to amazon

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I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a “sleep with one eye open” threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

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adamsmasher

in case anyone was curious, here’s how it went down here in Philadelphia the moment he was introduced to the world

Us: “what the fuck is that thing, it’s hideous, send it back” Everyone else: “what the fuck is that thing, it’s hideous, send it back” Us: “how DARE you, fuck you, gritty is antifa and also our hero. he’s been here since before our ancestors descended from the trees and he’ll be here long after the earth is dead and barren and if you EVER talk shit about our prodigal son we will throw a sheet cake in your face, instantly killing you.”

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biglawbear

Also isn’t his official lore that they found him in a sealed chamber while building the stadium and this timeless being just stuck around

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One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.

I love this cause usually it’s like these piles of shit conservative homophobes crying ‘were the victim’ and complaining that it’s the ‘gub’ment’ that is ‘forcing’ homos into their life and with this it’s these 11 year olds who are literally helping perp walk this piece of shit christian out of school lolol good riddance bitch

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fatsoupy

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

Good post OP

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

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