Before you bear the fruit, you must first bare the pain. Only then can you bring new life...
Halfway through I wasn't sure where this one was going, but I like where it ended up.
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Before you bear the fruit, you must first bare the pain. Only then can you bring new life...
Halfway through I wasn't sure where this one was going, but I like where it ended up.
okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!
is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like
FUCK YEAH!!!!!
@wereralph I think you’ll like this monster fucker quiz
I answered this as honestly as i could i’m literally not even joking
What the actual fuck
WHY
“dragon
you’re going on a date with the toughest and most chivalrous one on the block–the dragon. you love strength, courage, and a blunt, grumpy kind of partner–someone who will protect you, but who will also let you kiss their scars. think like geralt, from the witcher. get ready to be respected and get ready to be topped.”
Baby Arctic fox tries to eat man alive
(Source)
This is the news I need
Hello, it's been awhile.... But I need help. Someone to believe me. To tell me it's going to be ok. The eb and flow of the stages of grief are creating confusion and whiplash. I'm so tired. So very tired.
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg
Writer: There Was Only One Bed…
Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*
Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles
Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Alternatively:
There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining
Angst fans:
There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.
Hurt/Comfort fans:
Dear god you’re right, you’re so right
I feel like this needs to be a writing challenge… How many different ways can you write this one trope.
There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.
My sleep deprived ass:
OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF
😹😹😹
A crash course on non-disney films and studios (sequels not included; list is not exhaustive)
(reblog to save an artist
Of all the art classes I’ve taken, this is one the most helpful thing I’ve ever learned.
Push straights
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✦ . ✦ . ✦ . • .
• . . 🌏 . . ✦ . • ✦ • ˚ . ☄ . . . . • . . ✦ . . . . . . . . . ゚ .
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I came across this very odd pond in a forest
put ur foot in there and you’ll never be seen again
(If people were wondering, this is probably a vernal pond- a temporary body of water that typically forms after heavy rains. They can form in the same place year after year but rarely last more than a month or two)
…says the fairy apologist ¬_¬
I mean, A body of water with a part-time existence that in some places is the only source of fresh water for miles so it attracts every animal in the area, perfectly preserves whatever it swallows until it vanishes and leaves a pile of goo and is named after an equinox is still pretty fucking Fae.
good point
… and apparently they make fucking fairy rings as they dry out.
(As the moisture causes flowers to bloom at different times.)
A Somali Red cheats at a cat show by getting cozy with the judge
i love that the judge can’t resist giving this fluffo a smooch, thats exactly what i would do if i was a cat technician
cat technician
An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)
You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you
Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment
girls don’t like boys girls like the starship enterprise
I guess boys can come clean then. They like the Starship Enterprise as well. Let’s stop pursuing each other, and instead pursue peace and acceptance of all sentient life so that we can boldly go where no one has gone before.
What if we don’t like starship enterprise? What if we don’t like space? Space is scary. Life is scary. Life in space is terrifying. I will boldly go hide in a cave with my tin hat thank you.
c’mon bones it’ll be fun