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i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?

I hate to be a downer. But I think that special little guy is dead now.

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Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don't even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn't a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.

THEY'RE FROM SPACE???

I gotta bitch about hormones and pharmacy benefit manager companies...

Incidentally, I am more convinced than ever that I have endometriosis because the stabbing pain in my right lower abdomen is back. I've always had pain there, a combination of dull pain and stabbing pain. When I was 20 they ran up a bunch of stuff to make sure I didn't have appendicitis, found something on a colonoscopy, and decided that was the cause of the pain without checking for endo. But the GI doc told me "That shouldn't be causing you actual pain" in a chiding tone. And because I'm both a woman who gets told those things, and also a tough guy, I decided that I would just ignore the pain.

Anyway, I haven't been without a cycle since I was postpartum (where you have a lot of weird pelvic sensations since things are going back to normal). The dull pain never goes away, but the sharp pain did go away on the minipill + testosterone. But now it's back. Which means it was probably endo all along. I didn't know this at the time, but these days they know that you can get endometriosis tissue that attaches to or infiltrates your intestines, and that's probably why it was visible on the colonoscopy.

But because I'm a fucking tough guy, I'm going to go back to ignoring it once I get my hormones sorted out again. I don't wanna have any fucking medical procedures, they suck.

Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.

The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer’s Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.

The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.

Is it weird that hearing that you're a top is like... fucking awesome as hell? Like "yeah I have a ToppingTool(tm) but nah I dont want it, nah doesn't mean I'm not gonna still top" like is that the vibe? Is that not sick as hell?

That’s the vibe! And no that’s not weird at all, I think a lot of people presume only bottoms get vaginoplasty, but lots of tops have genital dysphoria too, and like yeah it is more complicated for us to figure out, but many of us opt for bottom surgery. The way I see it, I just went out and got the anatomy most lesbian tops are already working with! And I get to be happier!! I’ll obviously try bottoming with the new material, how could I not, but my desires are still top and dom desires 🥰

This is getting some traction and I wanted to add onto it that how one likes to engage in sex is not necessarily equivalent to how one likes to masturbate. I know a trans femme stone top who got bottom surgery and get it with the cavity so that she could put stuff up her while she masturbates. She still doesn’t really use her genitals during sex (hence Stone™️) but they’re an important part of how she relates to and enjoys her own body when she’s alone. So it’s important to remember that there are a million different reasons a top might want bottom surgery including but not limited to: dysphoria, ease of wearing clothes, wanting to be able to go stealth in case of sudden right wing totalitarian uprising, to enjoy masturbation more, wanting to go to an onsen, etc

chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history

As a fellow union man i can relate - you do not let your employer know you can do anything you don't want to become your job

Hey! Here’s a little five page comic I did about boot blacking and kink. I had a lot of fun with it, and talked to some really cool people.

it's very exciting for us lmao we need all the Organic Mechanic content we can get

Hey, happy Earth Day! Who wants to talk about climate change?

Yeah, okay, fair, I kinda figured the answer to that would be "ugh do we have to?" What if I told you I have good news though? Good news with caveats, but still good news.

What if I told you that since the Paris Agreement in 2015, we've avoided a whole degree celsius of global warming by 2100, or maybe more?

Current projections are 2.7C, which is way better than the 3-5C (with a median of 3.7C) we were expecting in 2015. It's not where we want to be - 1.5C - but it is big, noticeable progress!

And it's not like we either hit 1.5C and avoid all the big scary consequences or fail to hit 1.5C and get all of them - every tenth of a degree of warming we avoid is going to prevent more severe problems like extreme weather, sea level rise, etc.

This means that climate change mitigation efforts are having a noticeable impact! This means a dramatically better, safer future - and if we keep pushing, we could lower the amount of global warming we end up with even further. This is huge progress, and we need to celebrate it, even though the fight isn't over.

It's working. Keep going.

You're in her DMs

I have her blocked

You will understand in time