Anonymous asked:
why you of course :3c
"Well, how sweet of you. It's nice to know I seem to have a certain flair for attracting people to my kingdom." He smiled at the anon. "Feel free to stay as long as you like."
Anonymous asked:
long time no see sexy rock
"Ah, an admirer. Nice to see you, odd greyface. What brings you to Soleanna?"
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ANIME BOSTON LINEUP
I AM OFFICIALLY GOING TO ANIME BOSTON THIS YEAR
I DO NOT KNOW IF I WILL BE ABLE TO ATTEND ON FRIDAY.
If I do attend on Friday, I will likely be in a Harley Quinn costume, helping out at the New England Comics booth in the dealer’s room. If you don’t see me there, it means my boss said no.
I WILL, ABSOLUTELY, HOWEVER BE ATTENDING SATURDAY AND SUNDAY.
My lineup is this:
Friday (if applicable): Harley Quinn
Saturday: Arthur (MSA)
Sunday: Roy Mustang
I’m the one with the goofy purple glasses in all the costumes. I can’t afford prescription contacts.
If you take pictures of me, please tag them so I can find them! Also, don’t be afraid to ask for pictures or to hang out at the con! I look like a jittery nervous mess (and I am), but I don’t bite!
askgodkingmephiles reblogged
A Shout Out for The Muns
This is to all the muns who’ve had to watch their muses fall to this chaos and destruction we’ve caused. Raise you’re hand if you enjoyed this and want it more often. Also shoot us an answer to if we have permission to screenshot the best moments to put together a highlight reel for this week. Also feel free to direct more victims our way, Claude’s only one person and he sometimes can’t find active blogs. ~ Mirrors
Yes on the screenshot, yes on that I enjoyed it, and try messing with this Mephiles I know ( that’s askgodkingmephiles)
I have no idea what's been going on- I've been in essentially a Mephiles-coma for a while. This blog hasn't been very active lately since I've been trying to get my new OC blog off the ground. Also, please DO NOT mess with Mephiles, he doesn't take kindly to that. Treat Mephiles with respect, he IS royalty after all~ *coughshamelessplug* schuysthelxmit *coughshamelessplug*
askgodkingmephiles reblogged
NEW OC RP BLOG
My new OC blog is up! It’s not fully completed yet (me and HTML code have a… Complicated and estranged relationship), but the ask/submit boxes are open, and while he technically started as an MSA OC, he’s developed into a total OC over time, so come ask him NSFW questions and see him get flustered and sexy.
Note: just like my other RP blogs, SCHUYLER IS A SIDEBLOG. Repeat, Schuyler is a SIDEBLOG.
askgodkingmephiles reblogged
Parks and Recreation Sentence Starters
- “I will defeat you. I will defeat you right into my pants.”
- “This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on anything since…wow—I’ve never worked hard on anything!”
- “I’ll wear that red thing when you deserve to see me in that red thing.”
- “Earlier, I was licking icing off of my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring.”
- “I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.”
- “This comes from your mother’s butt.”
- “You sound like a tampon commercial. “
- “I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last car. I just forgot where I parked it.”
- “Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.”
- “I’ve been reading up on nipples.”
- “You can trust me because I don’t care enough about you to lie.”
- “First rule. No conversation lasts longer than 100 total words.”
- “I am not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win and when I don’t, I get furious. “
- “I’m going to murder you a thousand times!”
- “I’ve had the same will since I was 8 years old. Upon my death, I will transfer all of my belongings to the man or animal who has killed me.”
- “I’m boreddddd. Let’s go have sex in a tree.”
- “One time my refrigerator stopped working and I had no idea what to do! I just moved!”
- “I am 100 percent sure I am 0 percent sure of what to do.”
- “I want to say something. You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.”
- “Wanna funk this junk in the back of my trunk?”
- “Honestly, you’d look hot naked.”
- “I’m not interested in caring about people.”
- “The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!”
- “That’s great and everything but unfortunately you should all know that it doesn’t matter because nothing matters because life is pointless.”
askgodkingmephiles reblogged
so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status
i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..
i can’t deal anymore
this is beautiful
I TYPED OUT THAT YOUTUBE WATCH LINK JUST TO BE BETRAYED
askgodkingmephiles reblogged
Hurt my muse! See how they react!
✚: Stab with a knife / sword / blade.
♕: A kick in a very sensitive area.
✿: Insult (Insert specific insult.)
♠: Punch / slap / blow to the face.
♆: Strangle / suffocate them.
ϡ: Gash with a knife / blade /sword.
ღ: Emotionally scar them (Include how).
†: Nail them to a structure (Explain).
✄: Break off a relationship with them.
☂: Shove them into a body of water.
Anonymous asked:
☻: Person who could without a doubt make them happy
His husband. His wife. His daughter. Any of his citizens. It's actually not that difficult to make Mephiles happy. It's also just as easy to make him angry. He's quite emotional, actually. But any of his immediate family members make him happy, no matter what. The world could be ending and his husband shows up and he's grinning like a fool.
ツ: A guilty desire of theirs.
He likes being dominated in the bedroom. Not dominant- DOMINATED. He's an all-powerful demigod and ruler of his own sovereign nation, and he likes being tied down and fucked stupid.
Anonymous asked:
♕: Their most prized possessions.
He considers his most prized "possessions" to be his family. His husband, his wife, and his adopted daughter. Objects are replaceable, and nothing lasts forever. These people he loves so much... All the gold in the world could never replace them. They are priceless to him, irreplaceable and truly he prizes them more than any material wealth. Barring people as choices, however, he really likes his lance, the Hands of Time, and his halberd, the Spacial Rend.
{— *shyly throws this in your submit box*
Was drawin’ and this kinda happened~. Have a horribly done picture of your Mephiles~ :3
~~Iblis-mun—}
___
{I actually really like this! Thank you so much! -God-King-Mun}
askgodkingmephiles reblogged
Smacks the booty.
Purrs.
"It’s been a while, darling! I was starting to get worried about you!" Mephiles chuckles, kissing his love’s head sweetly.
hxrlot
Shampoo purred happily, holding the other male close, giving him little kisses on his cheeks and lips. “Mmm.. I missed you, too, darling..” He said tly, nuzzling into the other male. he was clearly happy to see him.
"I myself have been exceptionally busy lately. I am so glad you're here, my love." Mephiles pulled his darling into his lap, giving Shampoo a kiss on the lips. "And you taste so sweet, every time."
Smacks the booty.
Purrs.
"It's been a while, darling! I was starting to get worried about you!" Mephiles chuckles, kissing his love's head sweetly.
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//This is great and I love it.
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some ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅs are told
some turn to dust
or to g o l d
but you [ will ]
remember me for
☓┋Ｃ Ｅ Ｎ Ｔ Ｕ Ｒ Ｉ Ｅ Ｓ
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Reblog this if:
- You’re a roleplayer
- We can plot
- We can be friends