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Mercurial Malacandran

@mercury-and-mars / mercury-and-mars.tumblr.com

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thewrongshop

wolf 359 is a show that poses many important questions such as “how much training do you REALLY need to go to space,” “is it still a war crime if you’re light-years away from the nearest living soul,” “how many times can you send one guy into the limitless void before he gets pissed enough to kill you about it,” “what if the ship of Theseus was a person,” “how many different ways can you kill someone without them dying,” and of course, “would that be fucked up or what”

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prokopetz

They say science fiction never really predicts the future, and yet Captain Picard says “tea, earl grey, hot” in that meticulous way observed only in someone with a slightly unusual accent who’s finally figured out the exact cadence and phrasing their voice activated smart-whatever actually understands and suspects if they allow their tone to vary even one iota it’s going to interpret their drink order as a request for a live ocelot.

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"problem plays" this "romances" that I'm proposing new and exciting Shakespearean Play Groupings for your amusement!

  • The Bad Dad Triad: King Lear, Henry IV Part 1, Romeo and Juliet
  • The "My Wife's A Floozy" Trifecta: Othello, Much Ado About Nothing, the Winter's Tale
  • The "Me And My Shitty Little Minion Are About To Fuck Up Your Shit Hardcore" Trilogy: A Midsummer Night's Dream, Richard III, the Tempest
  • The Falstaffiad: Henry IV part 1, Henry IV part 2, The Merry Wives of Windsor
  • The "Holy Fuck There's Two of 'Em" Saga: Twelfth Night, the Comedy of Errors
  • The "Dear Diary My Homoerotic Bullshit Has A Body Count Now" Series: Richard II, Julius Caesar, Coriolanus
  • The "Why Are The Fucking Trees Trying To Kill Me. Hate This Shit" Trilogy: Macbeth, the Winter's Tale, As You Like It
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