- Richard Beale, 1784
Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun
Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler
Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:
professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.
ares:
Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless
Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:
Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:
Professor: *says literally anything about Dionysius*
Dionysus:
This is great but are we not gonna talk about how OP doesn’t have a url?!?!?
I mean, ????????????
AAAAAA THIS POST IS LEGENDARY!!!
He named his giant snake WHAT?!
meanings vary but none of them are less funny
World Heritage Post
HELP:
I really want to find this fic.
I forgot the name of this fic and its been stuck in my head for weeks now
I remember its Tim drake getting kidnapped and the batfamily was looking for him and He got rescued by Cassie(WonderGirl), Kon (SuperBoy), and Bart (Impulse). And they ended up going to space (I think it might be in Bart’s ship?I might be wrong) and their were scenes where in they called the batfamily saying they we’re okay, that tim was okay. And they ended up saving a planet and The green lanterns got involved too. Im pretty sure Im missing a few key points here and there but if you know the name or atleast have an idea of what or where the fic is please DM meee.
Into the brighter night by shoalsea
I dont get it
Archie pelago = Archipelago
Omg! XD
NOW it’s serious
This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”
aang: youre in his dms, im the reincarnated embodiment of an ancient spiritual force he and his sister broke out of an iceburg. we are not the same
I loved this incorrect quote made by @incorrectzukka (original post here)
So i made a lil comic piece bon apetit
Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?
This is the Batman we need to see more often. The one who remembers what it was like to be a scared child, one who knows how to handle situations delicately.
One of the reason why I love batman so much. He is portrayed as a very careful and guarded man. But he is probably the most human out of anyone. It’s why he is the knight that gotham deserves.
Re: that last panel -
Batman, when he’s written correctly, is an extremely compassionate person.
I always feel the need to reblog this because it’s definitely something I feel was lost in the Nolan films.
The thing about Bruce is he believes he is not a good man, but he is.
“I’m stepping a little closer now, okay?”
That sentence means so much
I always see this post without the follow up, which is my favorite part
To quote Red from OSP - “Can you imagine your Batman comforting a scared child? If yes, congratulations, that’s a genuine Batman! If no, you haven’t written Batman, you’ve just written Punisher in a funny hat.”
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shout out to google maps idk how to draw houses
I ain’t gonna make it. Afraid this cowboy’s been to his last hoedown. Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and–and…No need for final words. I’m not finished yet. Oh.
Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan as Jedidah Smith and Gaius Octavian in the Night at the Museum Trilogy (2006-2014) dir. Shawn Levy
I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that
6th grader:
All the kids at the same time “ OOOOOOOOOO”
Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs
Unbelievable mime with balloon
The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.
miles morales: the truth is,, anyone can wear the mask — Anyone can be spiderman
me, shovelling popcorn into my mouth with tears in my eyes:
No. The movie meant me specifically.
Reblog if it meant you specifically
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