shrek is 15 years old today
shrek is 16 years old today
Shrek is 17 years old today
Shrek is 18 years old today
Shrek is 19 years old today
Shrek is 20 years old today
Shrek is 21 years old today
Shrek can now drink in the US.
@varicellula
Me thinking about a joke I told last week
what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs
Why is this so funny
The Simpsons’ family house on Evergreen Terrace has an ultra-rarely seen Rumpus/Recreation Room behind the kitchen, that has only been used a handful of times in the show’s history. The episode it was most clearly seen was “Lady Bouvier’s Lover” in Season 5. It’s known to have beanbag chairs, a smaller TV, and a distinctive X-marked throw rug.
It’s why there is a door right beside the Simpsons’ refrigerator in their kitchen. This isometric diagram clearly outlines where it is.
is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but
I like how they just avoid Mongolia
Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.
You win or you learn
Wtf does this mean
Me: o yea I’m gonna draw this!!
My art skills:
🗣
some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”
and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me”
Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.
YOU THINK IM JOKING?
LIGHT? FRIGHT!
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:
Good luck with that. Nothing comes between a seagull and his fries
I need video demonstrating how this works.
Or doesn’t.
I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR
…a doctor who built a body.
For what is possibly the first time in the history of pop culture somebody actually really specifically does mean the doctor… and someone tries to correct them.
Just to be That Person…
Frankenstein wasn’t even a doctor bc he fucking dropped out of college to build a body
Huh, I forgotten that
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
omg hi
WE’RE MULTIPLYING
uhhhhhhh
hey
Found what?
This Legendary post
This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it
Someone confirm that these are all different people.
How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.
better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone
awful suspicious that theres quotation marks around “mirror”
oh I’m entering the fucking mirror
