Quirks of the Crownless King

THIS. RIGHT. HERE.

It's complicated.

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

This post crashed my tumblr app

Beren and Luthien

I have no reason to play Pokemon Sleep and I'm sure it would just tell me I'm dying or something but I'm glad someone thought to include things like this

This has no right being this fucking funny

Truly regret my youths toxic masculinity for preventing me from watching this in its hayday

ummm God? The teenagers you put on earth to argue on tiktok are frolicking in a field. Yeah there’s no discourse about slurs. I’m so sorry to tell you this but they’re following a group of butterflies with open wonder. They’re eating wild strawberries fresh off the vine. Oh Christ they aren’t even doing any TikTok dances

Strawberries dont grow on vines

Ummmmm God? Someone doesn’t believe in the spreading vines of strawberry which cover your beautiful earth. Smite them

Well it being black history month is reminding me how I wanted to doodle something like this down for a while. Since it’s been a lil detail I always take notice of in drawings. These are very simple depictions but I hope it’s enough to give the general idea! Feel free to reblog

From what I can tell, this is everyone’s reaction to the new Mario movie trailer

lovely