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“My dad said if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. But my dad’s NOT HERE, and you’re a weenie!!”
“Did somebody say weenie?“
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“What is a birthday without a traditional hunt and feast?“
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“Yes, I stole a bow. I had a good reason. Do you have any idea how insane the Hair Monster is here? Someone would mistake me for a Medusa and kill me.”
“....You did what now?“
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IT HAD BEEN a while since she last allowed herself a trip to the infamous park. normally she wouldn’t go as it was overly populated during the day & she didn’t like dealing with the crowds. however, this was were the two shared their first date together. after almost a year apart, natasha felt like a reunion was overdue. she allows the prince to swing her hand, much more comfortable with the public displays of affection than she was over a year ago. “ i doubt it edward, but i know how much you enjoy the food vendors. i wonder if any of them will remember you ? “
“I’m sure they do. I’ve paid many of them a few pieces of gold before.“ He laughed, thinking about a few of their faces and the delight he brought. Now the thought of a hot meal in his stomach excited him. He pulled the woman along behind him. Remembering the exact route to take to go to the meadows. “Oh! How long has it been since you were last there my love?”
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“Alright, come on, cutie. You’ve got a LOT to learn.”
“I uh..Okay. I’m trusting you to further my education in these matter.“
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♫ —— “ baby, baby, we can do all that we want we’re gettin’ nasty, nasty, we’re getting freaky, freaky. ”
“....“
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“And… Since then?”
“Her true love wasn’t me. I’m happy she’s happy though. As for me...I found a bagel place where it looks like a rainbow!“
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“You’ve only ever had the ONE kiss?”
“I was saving myself. I only kissed her because I believed it could have saved her life.“
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“I’m suddenly really glad I never kissed you.”
“I’ll have you know. The most I’ve done with a woman was a small chaste kiss on the lips. Only because I believed I was in love.“
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What am I?
“Oh oh a riddle! I know this! A sphinx’s desk!“