when ur mom gets mad at u for staying up late
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes
and the last
not funny
sup bro
the instagram fitness community loves sidewalk oats
*hits you with car* “sorry”
*gets hit by a car* “sorry”
(at a gay bar)
a gallon of milk for the lady at the end of the counter, please
the bartender pulls her titty out and gets to work
certified iconic post
walking in a crowded hallway like
three steps to getting things done!
Might be because I’m sleep deprived but this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day
I’m just here for the distracting heptagram
I have to admit, it’s pretty hypnotic
you’ve summed up adhd
Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.
they be right tho
the fact that “abolish the police” went from a fringe, radical stance that no one took seriously to a national talking point after just 7 days of protests is itself a massive victory. keep pushing.
mater has given dobby a gun
I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG