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BLONDIE

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Amanda - 21 - LIVE - LOVE - LEARN Give and expect nothing in return
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iverbz

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

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tortillah

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

and maddie was dumb

and esteban was a woman

so basically they were their stereotypes

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fatgothgf

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

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