#december mood

White Guy Held Accountable For Crime

Guys this is real, I share because I care.

She had style, she had flair, she was THERE. THAT’S how she became The Nanny™

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

Why not?

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

@egwood

oh my god

my heart

PUT THIS IN THE GUGGENHEIM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RN??????

why these videos gotta be so short 

Canada is rampant with conflict

Wow real

Reblog if you'd watch the Wonder Woman movie if Wonder Woman wore a hijab

My dad tried to make an anti muslim argument saying basically that hijabis can’t be included in parts not originally written out for a hijabi. But I think, why not? Rock your hijab girl. Reblog to prove his ass wrong!

Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.

Dogs really aren’t much better.  I teach all my dogs the command “show me”.  How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is.  Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc).  But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40