It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
at my old job i had a coworker who was tired and made a coffee with like 6 or 8 shots of espresso and i just casually went up to them like “are you trying to meet god?” and not only was this absolutely hilarious to them but they brought it up in future conversations they thought it was so funny but to me this was just as casual as saying “woah that’s a lot of coffee”
Being funny on Tumblr and then going to be funny in real life is like traveling to a foreign country and baby the currency exchange rate is biased in your favor
is it gay to start writing letters to each other
a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
what a universe……
Outstanding
this is like one of those scenes in anime where they put a drop of magic in the water and it gets purified, except the magic is people being people
you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop
The strongest
just making sure i still remember how to draw him (i do)
Back at it again with the Alois angst, he's my son and I love him so much I wanna cry, I need to give him soup and a blanket immediately.
I fought with his legs for like 2 hours bruh
For the kuro requests, can we get an Alois? I think he'd look super sweet in your style 👀🙏
It's been a year anon I'm so sorry but here you go🥀🥀🥀
DNI IF YOU UNCRITICALLY CONSUME THE MAD COMPOSITIONS PENNED BY THE VILLAINOUS PHANTOM THAT HAUNTS THIS OPÉRA
the vibe i bring to the function
idk why you guys liked that little joke so much but there's more of my "mithrun being little and silly" collection
A dramatic setting for a dramatic picture: This oil of flowers is hung - and lit - within the canopy of this floral chintz four-poster.
Decorating with Pictures, 1991