Both twins are asleep, and now I'm going to go lay on my baby daddy.  Because clearly I'm old and going to sleep at 12:30am on a Friday night.

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Damn y'all, that's ice cold.

I’m Brian, but if there are other Brians around I’d just as well go by Synyster Gates or any variation of. I’m married to a big dumb idiot and we've been together for about two and a half years. We have two derpzilla children who are just over 7 months old. I have two dogs. I play lead guitar for a Metallica cover band. I hate video games, I love to complain, drink, and dive headfirst into comic books and their video/media adaptations. Sometimes all at the same time. Mostly I sit around and talk to myself to keep myself entertained, but if the conversation strikes your fancy, you’re always welcome to chime in here, or on AIM where I can be found at hellwingates

Anyway, I'll intro later, when the world is awake.

Autoplay is the devil; thank you to whoever startled my delicate, old man senses, causing me to slam the Close Window keys.

Just kidding, I can't even find the rpg page.

Not sure if I should do a massive unfollow/refollow or call it quits.

I'm going to throw this hotel internet out of a fucking window.

I'm watching cartoons all day and nobody can stop me.