be nice to me. i love you.

“you’re so sensitive” i was born with a poet’s soul. bitch

not even fucking true its literally my bedtime

he lets me hit bc i say shit like ‘alas’

All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

year of the bunny

I bet lord Byron slung terrible dick but I bet Mary Shelly gripped like a noose.

bring his ass to a simmer

they should invent a someone that will love me if they never see me again and will love me if they see me every Tuesday

lovers

Strength, from the Tarot of the Imagination by Ferenc Pinter.

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

Jaakko Pallasvuo / David Lynch (The Angriest Dog In The World)

mood

enough discourse. time for intercourse

Good luck being y2k coquette thinspo in winter. Asshole

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.