I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.
⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ FILM Of The YEAR ⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆
JOKER (2019) dir. Todd Phillips
GXFGGGGGGXSZHDFQGVJVBIT H BITCH THIS IS A CANON PIC IM ABSOLUTELY QUACKING HORIKOSHI DEADASS CONFIRMED THAT SHIGADABI IS ENDGAME FTCSGXDHIVFGGH WE HAVE RIGHTS
Did you go to Alpha Centauri?
Shut it! I’m a demon. I’m not nice. I’m never nice. Nice is a four-letter word. I will not have— Excuse me, gentlemen. Sorry to break up an intimate moment.
The audience are hard to please.
God’s voice in the back: actually he has no idea what that eggplant emoji means
Legitimately, this is my first and only thought every time I watch this scene.
I cannot think of a single other reason why Crowley’s response to what he has to know is an angelic ability is, “you’re being ridiculous,” OTHER THAN THIS.
Aziraphale & Crowley + asking each other out for lunch