Matthew Gates / 22

Hampton University ‘17 Graduate

IG/Twitter: GatesNotFences

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honestly no offense but fuck every single fucking one of you from now until forever for not voting for hillary

EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG.

DYING RIGHT NOW

gem

This is one of my favorite scenes from any movie ever

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

Very pure, I love it 💕

“Do you have any idea how black you were being while walking!?!”

lmsig

This is not fun. Me and two friends got pulled over one afternoon behind my college because we were walking around a nice neighborhood and looked “suspicious.” Some white lady kept following us in our mini van to keep track of where we were until the cops got there and all we were doing is literally strolling around the neighborhood that backed up to our school

If you see this situation don’t leave and probably record it to just in case

When Bae Hits You With That “So What Are We?” l  full video @ https://www.youtube.com/user/SenseiLeFox l song: 1Night - Yachty

lmao the way he threw that condom! Disrespectful…I would be sick lol

@xchvnge

biiiiiiitch

lmfaooooo

Pray for Lahore

An hour ago, a suicide blast took place in a children’s park in Lahore, Pakistan. Until now 53 people have died and over 100 are injured. There was a large crowd due to Easter. Most of the casualties are children and women. Kindly keep them in your prayers.

The gays came to slay bitch.

WHERE IS THE RESTTTTT ?!

@nikkisshadetree @glam-alien

I need the full!

ahhhhh i love leo so much

IMAGINE YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO LEONARDO DICAPRIO THAT YOU COULD SAY “YES DUDE GOOD JOB” TO HIM WINNING AN OSCAR 

I feel as if this is implying that Leonardo uses lol in every text he sends and I accept this as a fact.

Let’s spread the word

Lmao this is wild.

IM CREASING LMFAOOOO

Bruh😂

@beautiful-fallacies

Lmaoooooo I-FUCKING-CONIC

@pushateeee

I don’t got any words @awkwardassbitch

‘Don’t be a messy hoe be a evil hoe’ words to live by I swear 😂

^ new motto

Yooooooooooo

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bihhhhhhhhhh

…ok.

Fuckin savage

LEGEND

Lmaoooo well dam

@papiigrande you

😂😂😂😂😂

My mother passed away August 14th 2014. She passed away peacefully in her sleep in her apartment in Atlanta. I buried my mother on a Saturday, moved in to my college dorm on Sunday and started class that Monday. It was a very trying semester but I managed to make it through and even join my beloved sorority Zeta Phi Beta that year. I was completely unaware of the blessings coming my way the following winter break from school into Christmas. I had been extremely heart broken that I was unable to share my successes with my mother for the holidays. Little did I know I would receive a gift from my mother! Before her passing she had been Christmas shopping for a pair of boots that so dearly wanted. We were told that when my mother was found she looked to have fallen asleep while shopping on her iPad. Who would have thought that she ordered my gifts to be sent to Texas for Christmas! My mother was my everything and she still some how managed to heal my heart on Christmas. Each day I am thankful for you Lady Marie Eastes! Each Christmas will always be a reminder of your never ending love!🐞

Cried

He was hungry. It was amazing seeing him go crazy for milk, latching on his momma then being too full to move after nursing.

Breast is best for babies! :)

I loved capturing this moment for bluuamber.

This is so beautiful.

Amazingly beautiful

this is amazing 

Yo she killed this

so I got this new neighbor , right ?

some young tender , light skin homes you could tell he think he’s smoove as fuck .

I wash my clothes at night on Monday he must’ve caught on . EVERY TIME I go into the laundry room he in there shirtless , wearing basketball shorts 😑 .

of course , I speak . he be using this low , sly ass tone with me “ how are you , baby girl ? ” .

nigga you want these drawls 😭 .

Shit he could have them by now 😩

😂 he young . I’m too old for this nigga .

update . I just went to get my clothes out the dryer he changed into some sweats . pardon me , lucifer . he gon’ ask me “ may I assist you ? ” & I was like with . . ? he was like “ with you basket . I asked because it’s common curtesy but I refuse to take no for an answer . ” this nigga .

I rebuke you in the name of Jesus 😂🙏🏾 .

this is a blessing. that’s the lord

this man has be 19, 20 . I’m pushing 26 & I know as SOON as he’s aware of that he’s going to hit me with the “ I only date older woman ” bullshit . 😂

that nigga prolly got that pipe for you. Don’t sleep lol

😂 nigga just knocked on my door asking for sugar . he’s going to be persistent b 😭 .

well persistent he is, he knows what he’s doing.

update . I asked him “ what is you want , young man ” he says “ as much as I would love to invite you over to Netflix & chill a woman of you caliber deserves me at my best , well dressed . may I take you out to eat ? ” nigga . I really thought he was going to describe the many ways he wants to get up in these guts 😂

😂👌 homie got game @lebritanyarmor he know what he’s doing. Soon lol

Iont even know the ppl on this post but I am here for this damn story, and the updates

@lebritanyarmor you better stop fakin on that man

nah chill 😂😂

You my friend have just made my evening

😭 y'all make me wanna continue to talk to the nigga so I could keep giving y'all updates yo’

pls do cause i’m refreshing ur tumblr to follow along lmao

update . I walk outta my apartment & there this nigga is . posted up by the laundry room , breast still out . I don’t hear any of the machines begins used so what exactly is his purpose for standing there 😂 as soon as he spots me he’s like .

“ there she go . you can’t keep doing this to me . ”

“ what exactly am I doing to you , young man ? ”

“ making me wait like this . you got me feelin’ crazy ”

😂 alright alright . now I’m intrigued . what exactly is he waiting for ? did I drop something ? do I owe him something .

he says “ hold up’ . before we proceed . I wanna know ya’ name & I wanna know if you gotta man . I wanna know . I wanna know everything . I wanna know ya’ number and if I could come ov . . ”

wait a minute lmfao . this nigga is a straight goof ball . it’s 1 AM he’s in he hall with his nipples on fleek reciting Mario “ just a friend ” lyrics . he’s purposely trying to spark my interest I’m not trying to get involved with his reindeer games b 😂

its getting good!!

😂😂 .

he laughs . he’s like “ nah for real . all jokes aside . I know what you think I want . ”

I didn’t even respond to that with words I just made a face . & he’s like “ nah you think I wanna beat . ”

not even two hours ago I made the tumblr post about this nigga wanting the drawls . of course I know you wanna beat , my nigga 😂 .

he comes outta left field with “ as much as I wanna churn ya’ buttah baby . ”

CHURN . MY . BUTTAH .

lmfao . SON .

😂😂😂😂😂😂

in this midst of this shit I find out his name is Adrian . he’s not even 19 . .

this nigga is 28 .

LORD , WHY . WHAT HAVE I DONE .

This is getting GOODT

update :

so I come to . finally . I don’t even wanna know how dumb I looked from finding out his name & then finally realizing this nigga is at least 6'3 .

at one point I’m even cursing out tumblr like “ how the fuck I allowed y'all niggas to get me BACK in this hall way to engage in conversation with this big ass ” little nigga “ ?

he hitting me with all the simple ass , light skin ” smoove “ one liners such as .

” you’re beautiful . I don’t have to tell you that . the ass is ridiculous & it would be an honor to grab at least a pointer finger & a thumb full of that . “

😂 now I’m stuck between a rock & a hard bless like ” do I give this nigga my drawls OR am I going to make him TALK me outta this drawls “ cause he’s a motherfucker character lmfao .

The Rock and the hard place you’re stuck in between is his dick girl so DO IT!

mind y'all . this nigga is SLIM . hes gotta be 150 soaking wet & y'all know me . I’m a short little thick thang . ass is 47’ inches in itself . like . I always question that shit . “ what that hell is a tall , lanky thang going to be able to do with me . ”

so my smart ass tries to mumble under neath my breathe . “ you wouldn’t know what to do with me ” .

THIS . NIGGA . STOPPED . MID SENTENCE . like “ what happened ? ”

I was like 😳 . . “ he ain’t hear me . . ”

“ I wouldn’t be able to what ? ”

son . for those couples of seconds I FORGOT how goofy this niggas was . I forgot about the reciting of Mario lyrics . shit I even forgot about the damn quarter joke . because I KNOW HE KNOW HE HEARD WHAT I SAID .

“ you playing with me , right ? ”

like . . I don’t know what it is but I like when get stern . at this point I knew I fucked up . I did . lmfao . but I really want him to tell me a joke cause I feel like I offended this nigga & he’s going flip my big ass in the middle of the hallway !

Omgggg…I need more details

okay so boom . I try to GULLY it up a bit . this nigga heard me . I know he heard me . he know he heard me . so I was like fuck it

“ you wouldn’t know what to do with it if I gave it to you . straight up . ”

he looked confused . like “ did she really ? ” 😐 he smiled but it was like he exhaled this slight chuckle . his breast are still out but they a little more enhanced at this point .

“ did this nigga just flex ? ”

lmfao . I know he is not flexing . . what in the . .

HE PICKED ME UP . I’m vulnerable . my drawls have left . them hos on Main Street at this point headed to the bar for last call . them bitches ditched me

“ them bitches ditched me ” .. my night was MADE . Keep us updated

“ pussy do not fail me now ”

this nigga chest is BARE ! if I just so happen to have the slightest bit of any leakage he gon’ know . he gon’ know .

Miguel said “ tell me that that pussy is mine ” & I was like yes , daddy 😩😂 .

I’m stuck . I’m basically straddling this nigga at this point . he’s gripping the fuck outta my hams . I don’t feel like I’m slipping so I KNOW he’s just being assertive . alright . alright . .

“ I could do what though ” he asked me . MORE THAN ONCE .

I ain’t even wanna answer so I tried to do some cute shit & laugh it off like “ you play too much . ”

nigga take me . lmfao . at this point I do not give a fuck . rearrange my guts . cause I know your good for it 😂 .

he places me back down & I’m trying to discreetly fix my shorts & shit 😂 .

“ alright , light skin . I’m sorry I’ve ever doubted you ” 😢 .

what was that ? he asked me . & my eyes widen 😳 . no I didn’t not . . I didn’t . I wasn’t wet while I propped up this niggas upper abdomen . .

this nigga was referring to a text alert coming from inside his apartment . he excuses himself . I’m standing there . by the laundry room like alright . . what exactly am I doing ? like . . I kind of . . nah bitch YOU WANT . tall , slim & light skin to dig out them walls . keep it a stack lmfao . do I follow him or nah ? like . . fuck it . .

lordt. im in tears. please follow this man for me. 

I followed him 😔 .

he got that crease in the middle of his back . that sexy shit 😩 . LUCIFER , WHY ? ! lemme stop . let’s not pretend like this man wasn’t sent to me . it’s been. grip b .

I . WANT . TO . RIDE . THAT . DICK .

he looks like me like he’s a tad surprised that I followed his ass into his apartment . to be quite frank , I’m fuckin surprised too . he just tosses his phone onto the couch cushion as if he just completely lost interest in whomever the fuck was entertaining his phone .

he walks over to me . it’s obviously he’s overly confident at this pint but I don’t care .

I WANT TO RIDE THAT DICK .

my inner “ ho ” is chanting . .

“ YAS BITCH . RIDE THAT DICK ”

Omg, this is the best story I’ve read in a while!! 😂😂😂😂😂

so he’s looking at me . I’m looking at him . he’s looking at me . I’m looking at him .

this eye intercourse goes on for about a minute & a half then he finally breaks the silence like . .

“ what’s good ? ”

remember my panties left me a while back ? well they haven’t returned & that nigga PURPOSELY said that in that sexy ass , sleepy tone .

my pussy is poppin’ , severely .

“ come here . . ”

mmm . he better put me on that damn counter . .

This shit reads like an urban romance novel b. This is such a beautiful story. I can’t wait until young breezy drop that pipe down in your uterus. 👏👏👏

😂 thank you .

Yo….. I need another update!!! He bust them guts or nah??? I need all the details b

Yes I need updates…

I need to know the rest. What happened? Did the draws return?

^ lmfao

Girl. Where is the finale?! I paused my tv to read this?!

Where the hell is the rest?!

Guilty dog desperately asks for forgiveness

When you spent all day acting like a brat, then you try to lay up and be sweet when y'all get home.

This is too adorable to not have on my blog 😊😊😊