so many truths about humanity in this simple pic

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

First snow

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

that was the Devil

I mean they wanted rain

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

The timing… omg

Sorry to be clueless, but is this good or bad? I know that Guillermo del Toro is a genius regarding movies, and that he will do the story justice... But horny? Why? Are those actors specialized in horny tension?

I can’t say what their chemistry will be like together, but here’s what I do know about them:

Andrew Garfield has been wanting to play a bisexual Spider-Man for ages. He’s also been shown to be very comfortable kissing other men in public.

And Oscar Isaac really wanted a gay romance in Star Wars between his character, Poe, and Finn.

Then you have to factor in Del Toro’s monsterfucker energy, and this is a recipe for something very horny about to happen, if not in the film, then on AO3.

Oh wow, it is the perfect recipe for the horny™.

oh this is DEFINITELY going to awaken something in the collective conscience.

seeing that "achievement unlocked, survived tumblr porn ban" post being reblogged by people who LITERALLY RETURNED FROM TWITTER AFTER HEARING THE NEWS

YOU did not "survive the porn ban", you ran away!! you abandoned your blog for twitter, and now you come crawling back and act like you've been here the entire time????? THIS IS STOLEN VALOR

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My dirty a$$

Hey y'all, I live in a homeless squat town in the middle of the desert and I have not been clean in months.

After having our camp for more than 6 months we're finally building a shower and outhouse, but we need a few things like shampoo, conditioner, body soap, and toilet paper.

We have no regular income and no other way of making money beside fundraising, but we are involved in a project to better our community. See more here.

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that is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen in my goddamned life

that is one of the

cutest things I’ve ever seen

in my goddamned life

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

so mad that our takeaway from the mask thing hasn’t been “wait, so we could have been getting like 80% fewer colds and viruses this entire time?”

We really just accepted that “yeah, every several months we just feel like shit and do nothing but lay in bed for a week while so much snot pours out of our face holes that we have to keep 27 wads of tissue within arm’s reach” even though the solution was not only simple and easy but also offered infinite possibilities for fashionable accessorizing. I hate it here

i’m never going to stop wearing a mask in the winter time because 1) colds and flu, obviously 2) my lips don’t get chapped and bleed in the winter anymore. This is revolutionary. 3) it’s actually just common sense to wear a badass goth wolf skull mask in your day to day life??

now I can wear whatever clothes I want and people will still know I’m cool and goth

“oh no everyone not getting the flu for two years is going to make people’s immune systems weak and flu season will be worse!”

1) that’s not how the immune system works. 2) masking killed some strains of the flu because there was no one to pass it on to. we have the ability to MAKE VIRUSES EXTINCT with masks but oh noooo we have to worry about a piece of fabric on our faces. spare me.

Hey, do y’all remember how Tencent said they were developing faceID AI to identify people in riots, and then they suddenly created an AI art generator to turn your selfies into anime?

Do y’all remember that time that someone discovered facial recognition cameras couldn't see through Juggalo makeup, then Facebook had a fun “see what you'd look like with Juggalo makeup” thing, and then facial recognition cameras could suddenly see through Juggalo makeup?

Do y’all remember how, on Twitter, Elon started a tirade against artists who ask for credit when their art is reposted, and he suddenly he created one of the first big art AI programs?

Do y’all remember how AI destroyed the field of translation, despite the inferiority of the machine translations, because people didn’t care about the quality of the translations? They just wanted it done for free?

Do you know how companies will see a lot of money going into a New Tech Thing (like, say, AI art apps) and will jump to try and implement that New Tech Thing into their tech? For example, how it felt like every big company and celebrity had an NFT to sell?

Just wondering.

Ugh I'm in trouble again.

Im about 500 short for rent, I've had recent unexpected expenses pop up, and im still getting used to getting paid bi weekly.

I gotta get my wisdom teeth out as well as a root canal. My computer crashed so I need a new one. My phone is old and breaking down thanks to planned Obsolescence. My mom was just in a bad car accident with 3 of my aunts and they all have various broken bones and im trying to help them out. My fridge broke so I've had to buy more expensive foods until maintenance gets around to fixing it.

My p4ypal and ca$happ is TransManDragQueen

Anything would help. I'm gonna send in what little I can today and cry to the building manager. Hopefully she won't add on the fees.

If you can't help directly I'd love a reblog.

Do not tag with done ate or similar words or tumblr will eat my post.

Thank you so much

Hi everyone so previously I was doing a donation post and somehow I managed to get $90 and then donations stopped coming and I really need some help right now. I need to go for a eye checkup for a pair of glasses and also I’ve to pay my this months rent. Please help. Anything will be very grateful.

90/500

175/500 please keep supporting everyone

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello

Protection of property and prevention of theft have never been a priority for police. Even when they do show up hours after you've called to report a robbery, their response is generally, "well, what do you want me to do about it?"

People talk about defunding the police like society will suddenly devolve into lawless chaos, but what exactly do cops do besides hand out tickets and escalate situations they're meant to defuse?

Remember kids.

The police are only there to keep the working class in line!

anyway not only did the “legalization” of cannabis in California fail to free Black and Brown people imprisoned for the sale and possession of cannabis, it also did not halt urine testing for cannabis as a means of re-incarcerating people on parole and probation, or change the fact that folks in California prisons who test positive for cannabis can lose visitation or be put in solitary confinement

the thruline here in case you missed it is that in states where weed is legal the state is still very much using weed as a pretense to steal people from their families