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is this not me

me when someone calls me an eggplant head

BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

That’s not half.

My favorite part of this is that there was a period of time where Archie just expectantly watched Reggie cut the crust off his pizza for what was probably like two minutes and was just wondering how the fuck that was going to turn into half a pizza.

What entitles Archie to half of an entire pizza? Why didn’t he just ask for a slice? Like who goes up to someone and asks for half of an entire pizza? If he’s that hungry he needs to order his own damn food

pearls were not made for fightin

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

“please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this”

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

babies in space -

The Aka-champion: Come on Baby (Expotato - PS2 - 2005)  

when u start running out of reasons to call girls sluts