oki doki

open window save me. save me open window

i may look like a regular guy on the outside. but on the inside i understand themes , and narratives

heyyyy to all the women out there i hope you get to have a pasta dinner soon. to men i hope you are repenting

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

do it for her (your thirteen year old self)

i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

At my core I need to shut the hell up and read a short novel that changes me forever

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

Sick of this shit it’s time to be a rotted cunt

When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you