just went to the doctor turns out I'm unusual and perverse :(

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Waters of the Misty Mountains, listen to the great word; flow waters of Loudwater, against the Ringwraiths! LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

#invented feminism

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

Freya Falls

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

Garden Kitties 🐱🍀~~~

when you reread the bit in book 7 where snape gives his report and voldemort looks right at him and reads his mind

you realize how dangerous it is

and how skilled snape is

because not only does he keep voldemort from discovering his secrets, but he does it in an undetectable way where he thinks he is succeeding at reading snape's mind

Miranda Otto as Éowyn of Rohan THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS 2002 | dir. Peter Jackson

Aeliana 🖤

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moonshine 🌙💜

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[id: a cross stitch of gandalf the gray from lord of the rings with large breasts barely covered by the top of his robes. end id]

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Snowy glacier

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