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my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"
okay you werent supposed to know that
the x files is funny because at the time it was βprogressiveβ or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman
but itβs also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so sheβs just constantly wrong about everything
Whatβs funny is how often theyβre both wrong. Mulder will be like βthe victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilationβ and Scully will be like βdonβt be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer whoβs really good with surgical toolsβ and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.
I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode
i made some delightful creatures
i made two more
old bee and puppycat piece i did at the start of the pandemicπ«ππ
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Its so good. Its so fucking good.
the older i get the more sensitive i become to warm genuine words, like wow you really think that kindly of me? hold up, lemme cry
Iβm going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes
How much
Only 3400
hot damn πββοΈ cmon guys lets go πββοΈππππππππππππ§ββοΈ
ok Iβm back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go
those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god
Commission i did for friends fic
"a kiss says more than any word i could ever tell you."
scaralumi!! as my melody and kuromi! π my melumi & kunomi <33
On purpose.
It's okay
there was only one bed
