RABSTRONAUT

snoopy

Snoopy

All of us would die for anything

really feeling this today

not to Flex but I can and would have written Star Wars better

i am…… EXTREMELY ready for star trek season to commence. [x]

You’re not wrong and you should say it.

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

Finally, Someone Understands

that’s a normal word, you homestucked yourself when you read the webcomic. don’t try to push the blame onto others.

fuck you and fuck everyone else. you talked and they talk in homestuck so that gives you an L

my pronouns are she/her but only ironically

im a "she" the same way inanimate objects are a "she" to gays and sailors

do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

star wars has such a good sci-fi aesthetic. all the sci-fi these days looks so…… i-pad-esque, y’know? like Apple lived on into the year 3000 and produces everything. but star wars. star wars’ style looks like a microwave you’d find in your uncle’s garage. like the business calculator your mom used. like a SNES. DURABLE. no gloss.

when does the dover boys meme come back

i mean, that was a yearly thing right?

we’re gonna do it every year, during “dover boys season”

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me

the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

r*ylos after tlj: we all have english/film degrees

r*ylos after tros: we all have psychology/women’s studies degrees

GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not anymore buckwild than insane range of emotions that seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.