After me, comes the flood.

Mojave Desert | emmett_sparling

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

#relatable

From the archive

seasoflife

Photographer Niklas Porter

Dracula, art by Harry Borgman

* (by t*tomorrow)

do you guys remember being like 9 and KNOWING beyond a shadow of a doubt that you wanted to be a marine biologist when you grew up more than you'd ever wanted anything else but then you found out all the fucking math that would entail and immediately gave up

the mcelroy brothers play animal crossing: new horizons

rainy days

HORROR ➜ FINAL GIRLS

SALLY HARDESTY ➜ THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974) SIDNEY PRESCOTT ➜ SCREAM (1996) LAURIE STRODE ➜ HALLOWEEN (1978) KIRSTY COTTON ➜ HELLRAISER TREE GELBMAN ➜ HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) ADELAIDE WILSON ➜ US (2019) HELEN LYLE ➜ CANDYMAN (1992) GRACE LE DOMAS ➜ READY OR NOT (2019) NANCY TROMPSON ➜ A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) ELLEN RIPLEY ➜ ALIEN (1979)

Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that. Isn’t that a wonderful beginning?

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner