me about to have a real afternoon on the family computer in the big falling apart desk chair

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

the vet says i have to be put down

Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:

4 horsemen of the apocalypse

>see a pic

> goes “hmm”

> scrolls down

>it’s from picsthatmakeyougohmm

> got me

do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both

GOOD MORNING MOTHS LETS GET THIS LAMP

guy who invented wine: dude this grape juice is still good

me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

me: 

:O

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

*Bugs Bunny voice* Nyeeeeeh, what’s up, thot?