The Zelbinion

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They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

@blackkatmagic

BYE

pearls are RIDICULOUS because you think you know what a pearl looks like, you can envision it in your head, it's just a simple little white dot, but then all of THESE exist also

...such a versatile calcified bodily fluid

Why can't kidney stones look like this >:(

you above all others understand this post

the upside of sharing one collective braincell is that we are all in agreement. all of the same mind, one could say.

Losing my mind at this

Here

Have a best of Mom compilation 🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8yLzxwNWYw

[Image ID: Tweet from @ZachWLambert which reads:

To every Christian proudly claiming not to know anyone in their church who is anxious or afraid about Roe being overturned, I have news for you…

You actually do. In fact, you probably know a lot of them.

They just don’t tell you because they know you’re not a safe person.

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As I recall it his goals were actually super understandable.

His road had way too much traffic to the point he couldn’t leave his apartment (plus I believe that bridge was single lane)

All the traffic and accidents pissed him off so he started hauling phones around in a wagon. The slow speed and high concentration told the algorithms that traffic was horrible and everyone’s maps routed them away to better more appropriate routes.

If you live around there you know it’s fine, but everyone passing through stays on the main roads now.

Koi Table // Tv Wood Resin on Etsy

Koi Table // Tv Wood Resin on Etsy

Food is meant to be enjoyed. It is not solely about nutrition. It’s also an joyful, social, cultural experience. You deserve to eat for the sake of enjoyment.

this is why I absolutely detest the phrase "eat to live, don't live to eat". have you never had fresh bread?? bitch

Anne Elliot & Frederick Wentworth PERSUASION (2007) dir. Adrian Shergold

while you were partying i was stomping on oranges

while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines

While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy

and now that the world is on fire and the kumquats are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

I’m honestly terrified of this post??

i stuck a lemon in the microwave and it fuckign exploded and i will do it again

#is this a fall out boy song

“Do you think you’re a heartthrob?” “I DON’T think I’m–” “He’s lying!”