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I HATE FLYING

@jolyfis / jolyfis.tumblr.com

joly!! mediocre artist who says 'dude' a lot. doesn't actually hate flying. they/them pls reblogs/fandom/total misc sideblog @shouldermounteddogcannon ! now with one hundred percent more art tag! testimonials my dogs are very important look at them there were doofy emoticons here but rip i guess :(
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My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

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hungwy

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

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"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

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The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

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fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that depressed horny vampire and that weird angry priest from hellsing had going on

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weaver-z

Nobody talks about the termites killed by anteaters...... it's right there in the name. ANT eaters. No one even cares that they eat more termites than ants. There's a stigma

STIGMA CLAWS IN YOUR NEST

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