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*holds it together on the streets, has an existential crisis in the sheets*
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My cousin is trying to toilet train her 20 pound cat and she sent me this and I’m crying
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thetrippytrip
i’m screaming
Source: twitter.com
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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (S3E1)
“The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby”
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serotnin
*softly rolls around bed* when will I find something genuinely fulfilling
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Anonymous asked:
What's wrong with grandpa??
he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river
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Lo siento. Lo siento por todo. #Amico
caterinascorsone
this is me
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*resists the urge to ask my friends if they hate me*
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Post: kids born in 2000 are 16 years old now. Let that sink in.
Me: yeah? Thats how time works?
Also me: FuCK? FUCK! fuck fuck FUCK FUCk????
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block
Anonymous asked:
Who hurt you
My expectations
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one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
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unsounded
Learning to swim
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am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life