A Cabariolet of Caballine

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

to boldly go

this site seems strangely familiar... like i've been here before

I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute

(check on kittens, all is peaceful, leave the room)

(sudden sounds of kitten fighting and a single plaintive kitten cry)

(return to the room, they aren’t fighting anymore, nothing seems wrong)

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it's one of those days where my boobs hurt. it must be because my heart is so full of love

true but i dont agree

When you need a helping hand you will always have mine no matter that we are not equal.

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

lmao tumblr kids you know nothing

"look at my (x), boy." is the funniest phrase. big fan of it

i have faith this will find its target audience. look at my post, boy.

you stopped scrolling , just to look at my humble little post. you are so beautiful

Lord help me. I've been given three manageable tasks. all at once

People need to learn about the smallest Dutch bird species, ‘De Winterkoning’ which translates into The Winter King. This bird is so round and small.

Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

finally this website is starting to work properly

remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.

this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off

hi im a cat expurt (like pur its a cat pun im a cat expert) this little guy isnt stretching all cute! theyre actually using level 2 psychic lightning attack on their owner. unfortunately their owner will not survive this