When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.
the dean from community could wash half these met gala bitches on an off day
serves on serves on serves
SPITE
This is a man of marriage quality
I’m starting to realize that Killing Eve is basically a more adult more twisted version of D.E.B.S.
(there’s more but I can’t find gifs for it so…)
My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and
Now I’m terrified.
Smug face of a free man
if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money
pros of this plan:
cons of this plan:
Listen up, this is how you get people to read your articles
Some toys from the 90s that I remember.
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
he is here….
i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does
How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?
I used to let my turkey free range because she was polite and stuck nearby and liked to eat bugs, and one day I went out and I couldn’t find her in my own yard and so, worried that she’s bothering the neighbors, I walk over to their yard through the little woods between us
And there she is
Standing at their back door
Tapping on the glass
And the lady comes to the door, and mind you I’ve never actually met my neighbors yet, and she starts letting Joslin into her house!
So I yell, and burst out of the trees, startling everyone, and start apologizing for my bird bothering them, and the lady looks absolutely baffled
“Your bird?”
Apparently this wasn’t the first time Joslin had done this
Apparently she’d just been over visiting my neighbor for weeks
And my neighbor just dead-ass thought she was hanging out with a wild turkey
She just let an entire wild turkey into her house without question
And my dumb bird apparently would just go in, inspect everything, and then walk out again
I cannot even imagine what this lady was thinking, she just accepted that she’s getting a house inspection from mother nature a few times a week.
I’m not surprised at all someone let a farm goose in. Humans have no sense of self preservation when it comes to things that we might get to pet.
At first I felt sorry for the dog, but then..
She’s perfect
This is the cutest thing I have ever seen
this is a lot
that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals
Don’t ignore the baby.
Elephants are so precious ✨
I love him
Among many other Talents, my family is good at insults. Please enjoy:
hmmm
Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me
•ruin their dream journal •tell Mr.Electric to send them to the principal’s office and have them expelled
