saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head
A prime example of a very hard worker
well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest
fresh blood πΆ
Destiny 2 | What is a Guardian? "Are we gods? We are connected to the weft and weave of the universe. No one knows how long we live. We stand alongside those without our gifts. We know intimatley their lifespans, their mortality, despite their resilience. Mortals live more intensley than any Guardian I've known, love harder perhaps. They know tomorrow is never guaranteed, that everything they could become dies with them. So, are we protectors? Our gifts were meant to defend against impossible threats. Those who need us have never needed us more, but we could do nothing and they would still die. What is a Guardian in that moment? Now across Last City territory, the forces of The Witness surge. Our borders are under siege. Does that make us soldiers? Pushing back buys us only time, but the alternative is unthinkable. We built a city none of us dared to dream of, with allies from unlikeley places. We have never had more to lose. I turn the question to you on the eve of our darkest hour. What is a Guardian? Define us in this moment for all time." - Ikora Rey
the horrors may persist but at least thereβs cats
HELP
MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES
tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
stabbing is penetration biting is basically kissing and so on. you understand
Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
i fucking LOVE reblogs. reblog if you love reblogging shit
Trying to figure something out about myself; please reblog this for a larger sample size.
finally someone you knows a bullet and a cartridge aren't the same thing LOL
well. i do have military weapon training π«‘
i can't seem to identify what is the item embroidered in your collar. the only thing that comes to mind is a marker (which would be a nice pun but i dont think that's what it is)
oh this? it's a rifle cartridge lol
yeah i'm doing important research (i'm on the wikipedia page for fraternization)