me: *is personally offended by a good goalkeeper on the opponent’s team*
*sighs deeply* sports
Tuukka Rask
Tuukka Rask enter a Starbucks and orders an Awake tea latte. The barista asks for his name, and then how to spell it. Tuukka rolls his eyes and answers, “two U’s, two K’s”. He receives his tea moments later. Uukk is written on the cup. Tuukka throws a milk crate across the Starbucks in frustration. He is banned from the establishment.
Corey Perry
Corey Perry walks into a busy Starbucks and everyone else walks out.
Patrick Sharp
Patrick Sharp’s favourite season is fall because he likes to pretend that the “PSL” written on his cup stands for Patrick Sharp Latte.
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NBA Player Jimmy Butler attends The 2015 ESPYS at Microsoft Theater on July 15, 2015 in Los Angeles, California. (Source: Jason Merritt/Getty Images North America)
i’m blocking every single person that says that jamie benn or tyler seguin is more beautiful than johnny oduya
Will you and Patrick Sharp be the two most handsome dudes in the NHL in 2015-2016?