great teeth

"The Russians run an underground fighting league in Coney Island where they pay junkies to fight. I fought about fifty fights for them. They pay you $200 win or lose. They’d always make sure I was real doped up before the fight. I mean they weren’t good people but it did make me feel kinda important to have all those gangsters cheering for me. And they’d always be really happy if I won, because that meant I’d made them money."

Dessert

So do you guys want to get matching “I survived the Polar Vortex 2K14” tattoos when this is all over, or…

best sick-day companion in the world

New Year’s Eve feels like a good enough excuse.  If only iPhone cameras could truly capture the splendor of body glitter.

My boss just sent me this: Here’s a cute pic of you from the party : )

Don’t ever leave : (

6 days left and they’re trying to break my heart. I get approximately three frowny face emails a day.