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how are all these scottish people so like……right all the time

That boy u just called racist? His mom took away his Beats Headphones last week. Think before u speak

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

teacher: so who should i call on next

me: 

STOP it

@dealerwifey

@itsmesilvano

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

I just had a fucking stroke

Every time I see this, I am reminded that it is the single greatest joke in the history of the written or spoken word.

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

He is indeed a super pug  😂😂😂

credit to @pablothesuperpug / ig

When your dog has entered the matrix

I just had coffee come up out my nose 😭

@itsmesilvano

stopping the movie to read the joke :D