A conversation with a new Doctor Who viewer
Friend: Doctor Who is amazing!
Me: Yes, I know.
Friend: I just have so many mixed emotions about everything.
Me: Um, no they're called "feels,"
Friend: Whatever, anyways...
Me:....
Friend: (inaudible speaking)
Me: *thinks to myself* No, this bitch did NOT just 'whatever, anyways' me. Who in the motherfuck does she think she is?! How is she gonna tell me, ME about Doctor motherfrickin Who feels!!? I am gonna cut this bitch wide apart!
Friend:... cuz you know, that's how we dweeks are.
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