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#a puppy with a pupper

“You wanna do this thing? You wanna do his? Okay what’s your name? Juliette! Is your name Juliette? Right. You wanna do this tongiht? You wanna? Okay! Help me come out, please! First of all make some noise for Juliette! We need an object of choice, we can use this veil, these ears, this flower… okay yeah! *picks up rainbow boa* This one! Cause you’re gay! It’s your final moments being in, anything you wanna do? Ready to do this? Okay! When this boa raises above my head, you will be very much out. Now, are you ready? Is everybody else ready? Can I have some suspense building uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *continues to uuuuh* *raises boa slowly* EDGING! *uuuuuuuuh* AAAAAH! *raises boa fully* REJOICE JULIETTE! THE FREEDOM IS YOURS! The freedom is yours, do with it what you will! I got chills!”

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