I heard vine compilations were a thing
I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”
@leatardian milk girl
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I heard vine compilations were a thing
I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”
@leatardian milk girl
Last week on the red carpet for his new movie “Fences”, Denzel Washington was asked about the hot issue of these days - fake news, in particular a fake story that he appeared to be involved in. Not only did he nail the answer, he gave journalists everywhere a very important lesson.
“Anything you practice you’ll get good at. Including BS.”
cnt stop thinkng abt this
Elephant seal pup investigates cameraman’s boots.
Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.
get a man who can do both
suddenly remembered that a major reason I haven’t been on tumblr is because I haven’t caught up with any of my fandoms since college and I don’t want all the spoilers. hmm.
so I haven’t been on here for months because of college but for some reason I’m suddenly being followed by a bunch of porn blogs?
she is enlightened, transcending her corporeal kitty cat form and will soon transform into a being of pure fuzzy lil baby kitten light
OH MY GOD
Okay but the font tho 😻
Someone in my city is currently having sex, giving birth, and dying.
That person needs to slow the fuck down