You're in my world now, so smile!

nona would LOVE snoopy

op you're so right 🥺

Punch Sibling (1x/long rest).

[Image ID: Tweet reading: told my kids they were allowed to hit each other once per day so they should really think it through and not waste their one hit and now they’re calmly discussing when might be the best time to hit each other (but the actually hitting has stopped, I’m a genius) /End ID]

Now tell me, princess, are you strolling through your sacred grove?

And is the moon still shining? You're the only thing I'm thinking of

The sword you gave me, it was heavy, I just had to lay it down

It's funny how defenseless I can feel here when there's nobody around

(2023 version of this)

A quick, sloppy little comic about Magritte

i have no idea who these characters are but damn does this ever resonate

clown month day 20 - comet

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

hbomberguy highlighting all of the parts where james somerton plagiarized from other queer creators:

(looks at smouldering crater where someone's career used to be) oh, so that's why he's called H Bomber Guy

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul

congrats you want to live and be happy

bad news the world doesn't want that for you

I'll still love fully and crawl to hope until my body gives out anyway I guess

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

anyone else start getting shaky when someone gets into an interest of yours or is that just me

i dont know how to describe it

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

three types of people

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

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